Thursday, December 31, 2009

Doesn't Stanford offer Finance Courses?

Before AT&T dropped Tiger Woods as a spokesperson, he had already lost about $25 million in endorsements. Add what his wife will take him for (at least $25 million) and Tiger will have paid about $50 million for sex with 12 women (several of whom I wouldn't have fucked). By my calculations that's $4.16 million each. He could have had Eliot Spitzer's hooker for $50,000 a night and she would have kept her mouth shut! Tiger's biggest lapse in judgement wasn't his decision to cheat, it was his failure to take a introductory finance course! I thought you had to be smart to get into Stanford? And where are his math skills? Isn't he half Asian? I'm confused here..