Things That Pissed Me Off This Month (January Edition)

• Molson 67 beer is 3% alcohol. 3%!!! Nowhere on the box does it say this. They need to change the name from Molson 67 to Molson 804 because that's how many calories you'll have to consume before you get a buzz!
• Just once I would like to be able to turn on my TV and not see one of the Williams sisters on the tennis court. Not one Aussie Open mens semi started before midnight (3:30 am east coast time) but I've been able to watch every second of Serena Williams and her 170 lb, 5'7" frame dominate her tiny opponents. That ain't right. And by the way, that's about what Novak Djokovic weighs...HE'S 6'2"!!!