A Pre-Drinking Live Blog

I drink. Likely too much. But I would argue that most of my best ideas emerge during that drinking sweet spot between being buzzed and drunk. Whether this is true or not, I can't remember. That's the problem with blasting through the buzz into drunkeness, you don't always remember what happened. But at the behest of others, I've decided to live blog my buzzed ramblings for posterity. Without further adieux...

• Maple Leafs fans are the Afghan tribesmen of the NHL. No one knows what they're so proud of, given their abomination of a country, but they're proud.. freakishly so actually.
• Just abandoned the Canucks-Leafs game for the Humanitarian Bowl starring Northern Illinois and Fresno State. Ladies and gentlemen, the 2010 NHL!
• Canucks vs. Leafs. 40 minutes. Two goals. I score more than that.. sexually. Actually no, no I don't. [Sad Face]
• The NCAA just sent a strong message to Cam Newton and Auburn by throwing the book AT OHIO STATE!? Congratulations Congress, you're no longer the most corrupt institution in America.